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Former cyberlebrity starting over. The names will be changed to protect the guilty.

Biography

I am an aesthetician who just cannot deal with waxing the crotches, the crotches, the endless endless crotches and now work as an online personal consultant. I still love to do facials and will be all up in your grill if you don't smack me down with a brickbat.
I live in Fort Worth, Texas and travel to Europe as quickly as I get the Visa paid off and stay until it is rejected, come home and start over again.
I live two lives, the domestic and the international and wouldn't have it any other way. Probably. Depends on when you ask me.